Date of Birth: April 7th, 1971 Birthplace: Deep River, ON, Canada Now Resides: Los Angeles Marital Status: Married Children: 2 Started playing poker: Way back in 1999. Favorite poker game:No-Limit Texas Hold'Em Ambition: Open an underground poker room with a sliding peep-hole on the door and lots of free snacks inside; coffee, donuts, chips, raisins, pizza, and some chicken. Get raided by cops every now and again, but just get fined. Use profits to enter major tournaments and my regulars back at the poker room watch me on huge screen TV.

Hobbies: Used to have some, prior to 1999.

Favorite Movie: Freddy Got Fingered

Favorite Music: I don't know.

Favorite Place in the world: Gardena, CA

Favorite Celebrity: MTV's Glenn Humplik

Major Poker Accomplishments:
Bad Beat Jackpot, World Series Satellite winner, 2003 Ontario Open $1500 NL Hold'Em winner 72 hour poker session started in New Jersey... ended in Mississippi.

Most respected poker players: T.J. Cloutier, Ben Affleck, Jeff Boggs

If you could change anything in the world, what would it be?
It's fine the way it is.

If you could change anything in the poker world, what would it be?
Everyone would stop quoting Rounders, saying "Don't splash the pot" or "If you can't spot the sucker..." etc. Also, everyone would stop using teddy_kgb002 as their online alias.