Date of Birth: 7/15/01 (approximately) Birthplace: Outside Now Resides: Inside Marital Status: No thanks Children: Not in the cards (if you know what I mean) Started playing poker: First time I walked on the keyboard while owner was playing online -- last summer, I think Favorite poker game: 7 card stud Ambition: To be fed tuna from a can every day

Hobbies: Catching flies & eating them

Favorite Movie: Cincinnati Kitten

Favorite Music: Johnny Cash

Favorite Place: On top of the wardrobe

Favorite Celebrity: Um...what?

Major Poker Accomplishments:
Raising on the bring in by stepping on the keyboard & getting everyone to fold

Most respected poker players:
None! I have a small feline brain, but even I can see that that's an internally inconsistent question (or something)

If you could change anything in the world, what would it be?
Put tuna in flimsy cardboard boxes rather than cans

If you could change anything in the poker world, what would it be?
Put tuna in flimsy cardboard boxes rather than cans