and my other summer jobs....

With the pokerpages team only days away from relocating to Las Vegas

I have a few words of advice for them.

1)I don't have a watch.If Mike Paulle moves its time to go home.

2)Yes Amy I will take your photo with Mike "the mouth" Matusow.Just

don't expect him to wear that orange "Clark County Jail" t shirt you bought

at the dollar store.

3)No,Amy your media pass doesn't get you into the Chippendales.

4)Sharla,if you wear out your keyboard you can use mine.I hardly use it.

5) Daniel L.The English players will probably call you David Seaman.

6)I don't know if you take the I15 or I95 home.If you get lost go back to

Marks room,as no one has ever heard of your address.

7)Don't say to Tina."Joe Beevers won and he invited us all to his wedding".

8)We can't win the media event.Card Player has 100 entries including Daniel

Negreanu,Scott Fischman,Barry+Jeff Shulman,David Plastik and Linda Johnson.


I was thinking of other summer jobs I have done.Here are some of them:

Walking around with a sandwich board advertising a steam railway.I never

rode the train.

I was one of three waiters at a hotel in Torquay(like Fawlty Towers).The

head waitresses boyfriend was the other waiter so I had all the young girls

in my section.

Cleaning houses in Minneapolis.Yuk.

Selling t shirts in Seattle.

Bingo caller."Thatchers den number 10".

Taking phone bets on horse racing.

Selling bootleg cds at Glastonbury.