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Laser Haas

The house chump of Crystal Casino and Hotel.

With 46 tournament wins (26 at Crystal, 8 Normandie, 2 Binons, 1 Caribe, 1 Hustler, 8 Bike) and over 123 cashes one cannot wait until the 50th win and then step up into the next level.

Did work with Jamie and was simply amazed how everyone was ready to jump on his grave not knowing the whole story.

Was very glad to see a local make good, even though the cards blessed him greatly and he is now in a level above and "beyond".

Being the most generous to the rail is a weakness also.

One time it was heard "Laser must be chip leader at the final table, there are 33 rail birds there"

Laser total gross earnings to date is $194,000 and the highest win was $18,000 which was where they refused to chop and he had 1 chip, going all in blind 3 times.

The first Tournament win was at the Bicycle Casino where he had put in several people in a multiple rebuy that had a WPT Super seat also.

Laser called the late great General Hi and was coereced into playing while his windshield was repaired. Upon receiving the phone call the car was fixed he tried to donkey off his chips and leave, winding up at the final table with chips equal to the other 9 combined.

He remarked "Life must have balance."

I love this Game!

Laser Haas
Name: Laser Haas AKA "Laser the Liquidator"
Location: Bixby, OK, United States
Cashes: 4
Total Winnings: $8,480
Age: 53
Marital Status: Single
Children: 4
Started Playing Poker: Feb 2000
Favorite Poker Game: No Limit Holdem Tourn.
Ambition: Book will be published when 50 Tourney win's are accomplished
Hobbies: Basketball, Laser Tag and Liquidations
Favorite Movie: Matrix
Favorite Music: Classic Rock
Favorite Place: Los Angeles California home of Tourney's outside Vegas
Favorite Celebrity: Steve Martin
Poker Players I Respect Most: Daniel
If I could change anything in the world: Consideration for others. Humility 101 Legal 101
If I could change anything in the poker world: Make it revolve around Tourney players instead of the the item that is utilized to help increase cash games

Laser Haas Poker Results

EVENT PLACE
PRIZE
DATE
America's Poker Classic
Event #2 - No Limit Hold'em
25th $235 May 23, 2006
The Mini Series
No Limit Hold'em
9th $860 Jun 7, 2005
Heavenly Hold 'Em
No Limit Hold'em
5th $6,790 May 20, 2005
Heavenly Hold 'Em
Shootout - No Limit Hold'em
18th $595 May 18, 2005

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